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Famous Quotes about SACHIN :
> Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..
> Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..
> Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..
> Allan Border ¤ It’s Scary.! Where the hell do
We Bowl to Him.?!
> Paul Strang ¤ What we (Zimbabwe) need is
10 Tendulkars..
> Mathew Hayden ¤ I’ve Seen God.. He Bats at Number 4 for India
in Tests…
Not Just Wickets N Hits
Its A Battle Of Wits
Play All Games With Verve
Just Dont Lose Your Nerve
Till You Achieve A Victory And Recreate 1983 History!
Two rival cricketers got talking.
“The local team wants me to play for them badly” said the first cricketer.
“That’s cool, you are the perfect man for the job,” said the other.
Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now (An) Acknowledged Top Hand
Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately
Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result/ Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
Mongia - Many Of Nayan's Gatherings Instigate Admiration
More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers
Raman - Remember, All Madrasis Are Nervous
Sidhu - Shall I Drop Him Unfairly?
Shastri - Shall His Achievements Still Truly Remain Interred?
Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul
Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours Keeps A Record
Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
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