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I”m d best
I can prove it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??



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A Typical Student Grabbed a coin,
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,
If it Stands Still on d edge
I”LL Study…


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As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains,
as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship,
each day is never a waste.


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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree


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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE”S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes



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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….


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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.


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Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her, she thinks u r tell”g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth”g if she talks,she wants u 2 listen.
if u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand”g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl…! 



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Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.



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Friends are like stars.
You can’t always see them,
But you know they are always there for you…


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